We all know how it goes.
You want to be in a relationship, so you eventually are… and then everything falls apart and you’re alone again.
And sometimes that sucks so much that you start living a lie, trying to convince yourself that constantly being lonely while living your pointless, pathetic, ‘party life’ (aka getting lit in your sweatpants, eating pizza rolls, binge-watching Netflix shows, and never leaving the house – except for once a month when a friend actually invites you to something even slightly compares) is the best possible option you have right now, because “who needs an SO, anyway? Who needs kids?? Ew. Families = dumb… single = carefree fun!”
Yeah, well… about that whole single-loving feeling… IT NEVER LASTS.
If you’re still delusional and you don’t believe me, these tweets have all the proof:
2. Gurl same
3. Umm you know what that is really an excellent point
4. Exactly my point
5. Only if you post pics, lady
6. And then they’re like “Whoaaaaa…” and I’m all “Whoooooa….”
7. Dogs are people too ya jerk
10. BUR BUR BUR BUUUURRRRNNN
11. But do you LIKE like it?
12. Ugh that always happens to me
13. Wait what??
14. OMG PREACH
If I haven’t convinced you by now, we having nothing more to discuss. So.