Thanksgiving is here, but people on Twitter didn’t wait for the big day to pull out their best observations and jokes.
Yeah, these 14 funnies will definitely get you in the mood and feed your soul!
14. God don’t like ugly.
Y’all disrespect Thanksgiving every year by going from Halloween straight to Christmas and that’s why ya Mac and Cheese gonna be dry. God don’t like ugly.
— 9¾ ϟ ???????? ????? ??? ⚯͛ △⃒⃘ (@Bruce_Cares) November 1, 2019
13. Pure poetry, isn’t it?
Me and my cousins at the dinner table after we "go for a walk" during Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/6WOgQQqYna
— ｅｘｔｉｎｃｔ ｄａｅｍｏｎ (@extinctdaemon) November 17, 2019
12. Ooooh passive aggressive much?
do y’all put up your toyotathon decorations before or after thanksgiving?
— elise morgan (@crocfanpage) November 11, 2019
11. And he’s probably only three.
My baby cousin: Do you have any games on your phone?
Me: nah sorry
— ♕Jon (@iamjonattan) November 5, 2019
10. There really isn’t room for both of us.
challenging the other gay cousin to a duel at thanksgiving. there can only be one
— gaychel (@lameravioli) November 4, 2019
9. On the bright side, you can only go up from there.
if you ever hate yourself just remember that last year i hosted thanksgiving for my family and i told them to park in the wrong spot and every single persons car got towed
— Danya (@dxxnya) November 13, 2019
8. This is so wrong and also I want to do it.
my favorite day is the day after thanksgiving, when I twitter search the words "hot cousin" and see all the people who have crushes on their cousins
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 15, 2019
7. *sets Tweet down gently*
Breaking with White House tradition, this year on Thanksgiving Trump will pardon a turkey only after it gives him dirt on Joe Biden.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 13, 2019
6. It’s 1975 somewhere, I guess.
My high ass showing up on thanksgiving: pic.twitter.com/4qBAUchxy6
— Stoned 2 the Bone (@stoned2thabones) November 2, 2019
5. One day to rule them all.
All Grandmas on Thanksgiving: pic.twitter.com/81b7pn3SB9
— MEGATRON (@1hectorr) November 1, 2019
4. Only I’m guessing not nearly as cute.
my homophobic aunt staring at me across the table at Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/1MTnhNXbrJ
— chris ? (@_chriswolfe) October 18, 2019
3. TikTok or it didn’t happen.
Gonna ruin thanksgiving this year by saying ok boomer after the family prayer
— ??????? (◕,,,◕) (@Ghastly) November 15, 2019
2. Why doesn’t my fam have mac & cheese on Thanksgiving.
Me walking into the kitchen Thanksgiving day ready to f*ck up the Mac and cheese pic.twitter.com/B2Lf3wSIbU
— ? (@MylesAjani) November 13, 2019
1. This is the answer to every question about why you’re still single.
Super hype to give my conservative family members an aneurysm with this term at thanksgiving dinner https://t.co/HEFbKq3MpM
— Helpme, Esq. (@studyworkcry) November 5, 2019
Do you love Thanksgiving? I definitely love the food and family (and I guess the football isn’t bad, either).
What’s your favorite part? Share with us below!