Is there any greater satisfaction on this planet than monumentally burning your ex with a harsh word? I don’t think there is, to be quite honest with you.
It’s never easy to break up and move on, but sometimes you just gotta rip that Band Aid off, and never look back.
Like these folks are doing.
I don’t think they’re on the same page.
2. Reminders are everywhere
You just can’t escape them!
Because I’m awesome and you’re not… obvi!
4. No I’m not
To you, anyway. Byyyyyyyeeeeeeeee!
5. Let it go
Zigazig ahhhhhhh need you to leave me alone.
6. It’s a no
Not because I don’t like Starbucks. But because I don’t like you.
7. Just block me
Wait… why does SHE have to block YOU? Hmmm….
8. Talkin’ trash
I guess that’s just what moms do?
9. This is good
Send ALL the requests!
That’s a big “no thanks partner” from me!
11. Stay far, far away
Get ALL the miles away from me, son!
12. Bringin’ mom into it
Oh wow… that is some slow burning fire!
13. Not close enough
You’re getting warmer, tho…
But… will we smash?
15. Out of service
Do not call back as this vajayjay is disconnected from you….
But I miss you… so can’t we make things work?
Ummmm, no. That’s a a big, fat, hairy no thanks.
Alright kids, what do you think? Any of these tickle your funny bone? Leave us a comment!