A long time ago, in another universe entirely, twitter.com was a place where you’d tell your friends what books you were reading and where you went for lunch. Now it’s a place to scream at each other about politics and vent our existential dread in funny little quips.

Let’s celebrate that shift with a few selections from Diply’s excellent round-up of great snippets from the ladies of twitter.

1. But water’s included, so that’s cool

2. For just the price of a cup of coffee, you can have coffee

3. We can also multitask

4. Here’s a sentence you never thought you’d read


5. “Ma’am, you’re holding up the line.”

6. Ya’ll both need to get away from each other

7. I too suffer from resting honest face


8. What’ll it be tonight?


9. Also there’s a delay so you live here now

10. The robots haven’t quite figured us out

11. It’s pretty easy to tell which one I am

12. This should be a felony

13. Clothes weren’t meant to touch us

14. You’ve earned it


15. Just go home at that point

Who are your go to’s for funny women on Twitter?

Let us know who we should follow in the comments!

Do it!