One of the best things about being in a foreign country is not having to listen to people’s really stupid discussions.

But if you’re gonna be stateside, you might as well eavesdrop on the conversations happening around you. At least you’ll be entertained once in a while.

1. Sounds like what Armie Hammer might say…

2. What in the hell are we doing to our kids?!

3. I must agree with this 1000%

4. I LIKE THIS!!!!

5. As opposed to the bad ground beef. Good call.

6. That is quite a topic y’all picked!

7. Catch up, gurl!

He can’t be walking about that fast, can he?

8. Good point kid!

Get that kid some books!

9. What else can I do with balloons?

Huh mom?!? Where’s your god now?!

10. The world is coming to an end.

One YouTube video at a time.

11. How long is this dude’s poops?

Yes, I think it’s a dude. It has to be.

12. Oh snap!

Gurl… you probably right!

13. With my month on my mind and my mind on my month.

You know the song, let’s sing it together.

14. What’s with all this hair commentary?

Overhearing something useful. Like pin numbers.

15. I mean, it is a metaphor for life.

True dat.

Next time you’re in public, keep your ears perked up. You might stumble across something funny.

Or…. maybe you have?

Let us know in the comments!