You go to school to get a job. You apply to get a job. You interview to get a job. You hope and pray and do a summoning dance to get that damn job. Then you get it, and you actually have to work.

They say “Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. Do something you’re just kinda fine with and you’ll make funny tweets about it.”

Let’s look at some too-true tweets from the modern workforce. What else are we gonna do, work?

15. It’s called a day off, dammit!

14. Setting the right tone is important…

13. Aspirations change fast

12. Like I said…

11. I’d rather emails didn’t find me at all

10. I hope I’m contagious

https://twitter.com/BaebyHuey/status/808874913041960962

9. Like a reverse Rebecca Black

8. It’s their fault I was up till 4 playing Zelda, right?!?

https://twitter.com/bossbabyyoda/status/1219713095209299968?lang=en

7. This cuddle could have been an email

6. These things take subtlety

5. Lord of the Fries

https://twitter.com/thatprairiegirl/status/669976101490323456?lang=da

4. How dare you

https://twitter.com/jojobecappin/status/1105883357722931206

3. This is how days get longer

https://twitter.com/evlynespinoza/status/1218007940881215489

2. Waking up is hard to do

https://twitter.com/dayummmboi/status/1220373087515840512

1. As someone literally working from home right now, this!

What’s your favorite job you’ve ever had? What’s your least favorite?

Commiserate with us in the comments.