Are these posts completely inappropriate? Yes.

Will they make you do a spit take? Yes.

So you should probably clear the room before you start reading.

1. Hey o!

2. That’s nice

3. Nutrients

4. Never gets old

5. I was having a good day

6. Spanking

7. Think that’s what he’s saying?

8. C’mon…

9. Sorry…

10. Completely inappropriate

11. Filthy

12. Srsly

Now it’s time to clean up after that spit-take.