Are these posts completely inappropriate? Yes.
Will they make you do a spit take? Yes.
So you should probably clear the room before you start reading.
1. Hey o!
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2. That’s nice
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3. Nutrients
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4. Never gets old
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5. I was having a good day
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6. Spanking
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7. Think that’s what he’s saying?
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8. C’mon…
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9. Sorry…
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10. Completely inappropriate
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Screen-Shot-2019-01-27-at-9.35.15-AM.png)
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11. Filthy
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12. Srsly
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Now it’s time to clean up after that spit-take.