According to some estimates, in the United States alone we may be consuming about 9 million bottles of wine EVERY DAY.
I mean, not you and I personally. We only collectively account for maybe 40% of that. But other folks are downing the stuff too. It’s staggering to consider the amount of glass alone.
And why? Because wine is great. Wine is life. We’ve known it since ancient times, and we’re not about to stop talking – or memeing – about it now.
15. I think I can
Because I’m happyyyyy…
14. Just one more
I’m sure tomorrow you won’t be too mad about it.
13. The big one
You gotta be more specific if you want to know the truth.
12. Racking my brain
Seriously, who are these for?
11. A time and a place
For every season, turn turn turn…
10. The pleasure room
Oh, you’re really bad.
9. Dog day afternoon
It’s every day, that’s what I hear.
8. The list
When you’re here, you’re family.
So you’re gonna want to drink.
7. Oh no!
The fear is real.
6. The enabler
One of the hottest things a person can be.
5. Buckle up
But don’t crack it open ’till you’re home, now.
People who celebrate the most birthdays live the longest.
3. Conservation efforts
You’re welcome, Mother Nature.
2. Namastay inside and drink
But you do you though.
1. If you have to ask…
Get out of here with that crap.
Cheers to you!
What’s your favorite kind of wine?
Tell us in the comments.