Nextdoor is an app that basically lets people communicate specifically with their neighbors. It’s a small-range social media platform, essentially.
And as with any social media platform, it’s full of delightful nonsense.
One Twitter account makes it their mission to gather this nonsense, and for that, they are heroes.
15. The Gang
My guy I think this might have been spray painted by a nine year old.
Nextdoor is Twitter for old people. 🧐 pic.twitter.com/EmxllzKFnM
— Best of Nextdoor 🏡 (@bestofnextdoor) May 20, 2021
14. Fire Ants
I guess that’s why they call him Crazy Pete.
Posting some of our favorites here ? pic.twitter.com/NDsrDuoFcS
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 13, 2021
13. True Crime
Ok Janet but why are we talking about this right now…
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 13, 2021
12. Welcome to the Neighborhood
I think the cat was mostly in it for the meat, probably.
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 14, 2021
11. Buckets of Fun
Treat others the way you’d like to be treated.
??? pic.twitter.com/Tolfiueivi
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 14, 2021
10. Noisy Neighbors
Oh, well, that’s terrifying.
nope pic.twitter.com/LKP6b21XmJ
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 14, 2021
9. Laser Pointer Fun
SWAT Hilarity is my favorite blooper show from the 90’s.
omg pic.twitter.com/39FxPv0Q2x
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 15, 2021
8. Moving Out
Hey man, we’ve all definitely been there.
ICE COLD pic.twitter.com/YZC6wMuMvJ
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 15, 2021
7. Call Pest Control
I think this was one of the plagues of Egypt if I’m not mistaken.
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 15, 2021
6. Basement Treasures
Um, what did you do with it?
insane pic.twitter.com/SCdAyoUgb4
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 16, 2021
5. Road Rage
An older white person with a blue-stripe profile pic getting all fragile about nothing?
Unprecedented.
"For God's sake Judy, this isn't about YOU." pic.twitter.com/H4d8IsbgJb
— Best of Nextdoor 🏡 (@bestofnextdoor) May 7, 2021
4. Heckin Chonker
I haven’t even met this cat and I agree.
— Best of Nextdoor 🏡 (@bestofnextdoor) May 5, 2021
3. Bobcat Drinking from Pool
Gather round children, and hear he chilling tale of the Choopah Cobbler.
A CHOOPAH COBBLER pic.twitter.com/OoSqIeqaKh
— Best of Nextdoor 🏡 (@bestofnextdoor) May 4, 2021
2. Helicopters
They’ve been around for like a century now, get with the times!
"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." 🏡 pic.twitter.com/vjlUwWqHv6
— Best of Nextdoor 🏡 (@bestofnextdoor) April 27, 2021
1. A Change From the Bedroom
There aren’t enough letters in the word “nope” to accurate describe all the “nope.”
"Need to spice up your relationship?" 👀 pic.twitter.com/UB3Mgm01MT
— Best of Nextdoor 🏡 (@bestofnextdoor) April 25, 2021
Good fences make good neighbors. Good apps make…I don’t know, chaos.
What’s the craziest thing that’s been happening in your neighborhood?
Tell us in the comments.