According to my husband, my food handling skills should regularly land me on this list, but so far, so good.

That said, having had actual food poisoning once in my life (through no fault of my own), I would say that it’s definitely something you want to avoid at all costs.

So maybe don’t try any of these things at home.

15. I love mayo but just stop.

14. Pregnant ladies rejoice?

13. A crime against pizza.

12. That poor sushi.

11. This person is undoubtedly from the midwest.

10. That’s not how any of this works.

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9. What a waste!

https://twitter.com/Devour0reo/status/1147735871212253184

8. I get needing a crunch, but…

7. Toddlers are unreliable.

https://twitter.com/716_wildflower/status/1027225872477179905

6. Imagining this made me gag.

5. Why would you do that to an Oreo?

4. It’s plated like some sort of gourmet!

3. Ketchup is not for everything. #sayitwithme

2. Okay…but not together.

1. I’d rather just eat the guacamole with a spoon.

https://twitter.com/likewhoisshe/status/312678919830646785

Some of those definitely made me throw up in my mouth. Ew!