Men. Love ’em or hate ’em, there’s no getting around the fact that we have to share the planet, right ladies? All we can do is hope that the ones we’re raising won’t be the kind that inspire posts like these.

#15. Do not be either guy.

#14. I mean it’s up to you.

#13. We’re all here for this.

#12. This lady is a hero.

#11. Taken from a bestseller, probably.

#10. The sarcasm is strong with this one.

#9. This post is perfection.

#8. We could go on.

#7. Just the facts.

#6. Actual definition.

#5. Indeed.

#4. 10 may not cover it tbh.

#3. Mother of the Year.

#2. Those were the days.

#1. For the record, just say no to starting any comment “for the record.”

Take notes, men. Consider this a cease and desist.