I present to you a bountiful harvest of incredibly funny tweets about totally random subjects.

You will laugh. I promise.

1. Pretty much

2. Don’t even try

3. Uh oh

4. THEY WERE

5. You’re free to go

6. Not bad at all

7. Anything for insurance

8. Classy

9. Every movie ever made

10. Official history

11. A good hill

12. That’s all you need

13. Hmmmm

14. Not good traits

15. We’re done here

I know funny, and those are funny.