You would think teachers have heard every BS excuse in the book from students who are late. You’d be wrong.

Let’s give these kids credit, the stories are totally wild and unbelievable, but at least they used their imaginations.

1. More stairs

2. Valid

3. Mickey D’s

4. At least he showed up

5. No alarms for this guy

6. That’ll work

7. Can’t argue with that

8. Hope that wasn’t the case

9. He needed a sandwich, okay?

10. Huh…

11. Two good ones

12. I believe

13. Don’t litter

14. Can’t get out

15. A what?!?!

Nice try, young people.