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What’s your major, bro? Is it business, bro?
I kid, I kid. Every college major can be easy to make fun of and they all have their certain quirks, but today we’re focusing on the business folks out there.
We apologize in advance, but it had to happen at some point.
1. Don’t want to miss that.
Business majors be like my LinkedIn is due this Friday
— Big Thankful Dad (@BigTucsonDad) November 4, 2019
2. It’s been a long day.
Business majors after a long day of carrying an empty briefcase… pic.twitter.com/BMCWZx3Lbr
— Several Printer Jams (@SeveralChains) November 27, 2018
3. So you’re trying to say there’s no studying involved?
STOP shaming and people based on what they study!!
Art majors are INSPIRING
STEM majors are INNOVATIVE
Poli Sci majors are MOTIVATED
Journalism majors are DEDICATED
Health Sciences majors are CARING
— a chill in the air-ison (@harihomie) September 6, 2019
4. They’re out there…
cults you didn’t know were cults
• the jesus frat
• D2 regulars
• people who study in Squires
• business majors
• students without season football tickets
• VT Snow
• Duck Pond stoners
— The Black Sheep #23 VT (@blacksheep_vt) July 5, 2018
5. Are you sure about that?
"I'm not like the other business majors." pic.twitter.com/yH1K8TSnjW
— Thomas the Dank Engine (@TRAW2RAW) February 22, 2016
6. A class war.
The STEM majors and the non STEM majors need to put aside their differences and unite to take down the real enemy- the bourgeoise business majors
— gym Tatum laundry (@TatumLikeJayson) December 7, 2017
7. Hahahaha. That’s pretty good.
business majors be like ugh i have being republican due this friday ?
— basel (@bxsel) October 29, 2019
8. It speaks to them.
Business majors: my favorite movie is Wolf of Wall Street because I like having s^x with money and doing cocaine
— 1984’s George wh^rewell (@EwdatsGROSS) March 7, 2019
9. They’re behind it.
business majors started the student athletes vs STEM majors vs humanities war bc capitalism forces unnecessary competition
— half golden mongoose (@slugcharmer) March 18, 2017
10. Better be a good one.
business majors be like damn i got a pyramid scheme due this friday
— ᴰᴱᴵᴼᴺ (@prolevoron) October 31, 2019
11. Come again?
Business majors today: yeah so we have this 4-hour case study in a class called GBA 490 you’ve probably heard about it
— SCAT (@scatfloyd) April 19, 2019
12. That’s the deadline.
business majors be like I got a line of coke due at midnight
— m (@okaishawty) October 30, 2019
13. It’s gonna get ugly.
world war 3 except it’s business majors in college vs soundcloud rappers
— ryan (@ryanyeetz) September 26, 2017
14. She crunched the numbers.
business majors get the nicest buildings on campus and for what? they study for like 12 minutes a day
— ????? ????????? (@ariesgodmother) April 23, 2019
15. Truth bomb!
if art majors have to take a math class bc it's "important" then business majors should take at least seven ethics classes
— regular morgan (@RegularMorgan) December 23, 2016
Were you a business major? Or perhaps you focused on something else?
Either way, make fun of your college major in the comments and make us happy!