College professors are their own special breed – they have less responsibility and give fewer f*cks than high school teachers, but they get paid better and are somewhat higher on the “cool” scale.
Which is all to say that college students everywhere are going to love these 15 tweets – but they’re not going to be surprised by them at all.
Not even a little bit.
15. Having to use office hours is shameful.
Me swallowing my pride and asking the professor for help during office hours pic.twitter.com/cxgnNu5pWW
— Dean Phoxy, PHirst of His Name (@_Petty_Wap_) September 6, 2019
14. Yeah we’re all gonna go.
when any of my professors goes 30 seconds over time pic.twitter.com/xYexLYZcvL
— ً (@jordanrankins) August 29, 2018
13. You gotta admit that’s funny.
Oh yeah.. my professor catching some hands for this. pic.twitter.com/LcLR9Q9Bo2
— Leek (@lil_leek6) December 5, 2017
12. This guy COMMITS.
Lmaooo ?? my professor really brought a mf coffin to class to say “yall test scores had me dead” pic.twitter.com/dBzuNvyBal
— mario (@ayy__mario) November 2, 2017
11. I’m not sure that’s the class you want to take.
my professor sent us an email saying we had a really important reading to do before our first class today which I thought was bad enough but then I looked af the reading and it got so much worse pic.twitter.com/MPeGUzAf58
— emily schoka (@emilyschoka) January 7, 2019
10. Why is this so accurate?
9. We’re trying to concentrate over here.
When you're in the middle of an exam and the professor is explaining something to someone pic.twitter.com/UIhtlfoo7N
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) November 14, 2017
8. One of the better parts of teaching college I imagine.
High school teachers: I'm not going to share my political beliefs, it's unprofessional
College Profs: what is the square root of f*ck trump
— ? female hysteria ? (@LocalGoblin) January 26, 2017
7. I mean you still did the work.
My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why “you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor’s new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn’t fail you” so thats how im doing
— Adam Cook (@adam_cook2014) December 12, 2017
6. He never said the rules were for him.
Every professor's "email etiquette": please kneel and bow your head, wait for the Herald to announce your email Subject, please provide plentiful Offerings to show your loyalty
Me: *follows etiquette*
Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad
— Nihal [redacted], jobless, (@coralbeef_) September 7, 2018
5. Yeah we’re not friends right now.
My professor after I took that hard ass final:
HAPPY HOLIDAYS ???
— Justyce (@CarterJustyce) December 12, 2018
4. Don’t be that person.
College student disrespectful af ? it could be 10 minutes left in class and the professor trying to say something important, one person starts zipping their backpack, then THE WHOLE CLASS start. I know professors be mad af hearing that early ???
— Jay ♠️ (@og_jaydee) September 12, 2018
3. The fact that your professor is on Snap, period.
Highschool teachers: College is no joke! Your professors are going to be way more strict!
My Professor’s snap story: pic.twitter.com/eQfKLEgvdK
— DrewbieDoobie (@DrewLindler) September 13, 2019
2. He totally just ran with it.
MY PROFESSOR ONLY LIKES TO BE ADDRESSED BY HIS FIRST NAME AND I PUT BRAIN INSTEAD OF BRIAN!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/AVWsh2739n
— jazmin (@fukeryyy) January 31, 2019
1. He’s not playing around.
Oh so my professor serious serious about attendance pic.twitter.com/GQAEqiNftF
— pri (@elizabethpriyaa) January 7, 2019
If I wasn’t a writer, I would be a college professor. Not sure what that says about me… but whatever!
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