You need to have a pretty darn good tweet for that baby to go viral, you know what I’m saying?
And that’s exactly what happened with these tweets from October. All of them were so awesome that they BLEW THE f*ck UP.
So enjoy them. Because a lot of other people did. And if you don’t enjoy them, well, our feelings will be hurt.
Please don’t hurt our feelings.
1. Some good Halloween humor for ya.
me: *hits spider web down with broom*
spider: wow
me: *puts up fake spider web decorations for Halloween*
spider: WOW
— ؘ (@SpookyGothLoser) October 5, 2019
2. Cleary a genius.
https://twitter.com/hurttfuI/status/1188943612509409280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ftweets-of-the-month-october-2019
3. Can’t wait for the debate.
Me, rsvp’ing for Thanksgiving with family https://t.co/XEWh8eSoTK
— Kate Willett (@katewillett) October 14, 2019
4. It’s gonna be a long day.
https://twitter.com/scrueggs/status/1182136291481149441?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ftweets-of-the-month-october-2019
5. Why did this happen to me?
https://twitter.com/saaamscottt6/status/1184618949243297793?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ftweets-of-the-month-october-2019
6. You’ll need at least 4 bags.
https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/1182030779314036736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ftweets-of-the-month-october-2019
7. Oh, that’s why.
https://twitter.com/clearily/status/1189337443167850496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ftweets-of-the-month-october-2019
8. You think you’re so damn smart…
https://twitter.com/gothicmane/status/1186428419896164353?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ftweets-of-the-month-october-2019
9. So very true.
https://twitter.com/Soeljchillinger/status/1180111191248703488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ftweets-of-the-month-october-2019
10. This one hurts.
Remember you are someone’s reason to smile.
Because you are a joke.
— TNY wrld 🇬🇭 (@thelmaopong) October 22, 2019
11. Split personality.
https://twitter.com/disharryland/status/1184564314591694850?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ftweets-of-the-month-october-2019
12. It’s your fault.
my girlfriend just added uncooked pasta to cold water and then turned on the stove and when i said that she should boil the water before adding pasta she said “literally all men are the same”
— ☆drive45☆ (@drive45music) October 14, 2019
13. THERE ARE NO CONS.
PROS OF COFFEE:
-delicious
-makes life more tolerable
-kills appetite so you can save money
-sometimes I have heart palpitations so I could possibly die before having to repay my student loans
CONS OF COFFEE:
-???
-???
-???— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) October 7, 2019
14. That’s all I see, too.
https://twitter.com/SophiaArmen/status/1185551679581609984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Ftweets-of-the-month-october-2019
15. Hahahaha. That’s good.
when your girls mad at you but you ask her if she wants to go get something to eat https://t.co/ry3yF1raH9
— ً ឵឵ (@cIutchs) October 21, 2019
Quality tweets, all of ’em!
Did you see any great tweets lately that you can’t get out of your head?
Share them in the comments!