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Twitter is honestly an ever-present gold mine of humor, wit, scathing societal commentary, and your requisite animal photos.
And no matter what society-at-large tries to say, women are right in the thick of every single one of those categories – especially the funnies!
If you’re dying for some good old fashioned hilarity today – that just happened to have been penned by women – please give these 15 tweets a try!
15. This is a whole mood.
I’m only 22 and I’m so burnt out LOL what am I supposed to do for another 60 YEARs????? work???
I hate it here
— Kels (@kels1643) February 26, 2020
14. Just kidding no one remembers GenX exists.
My 14 yo daughter and her friends just described millennials to me:
“Twitter, coffee, and depression while they live in a one bedroom apartment with fourteen roommates.”
I asked them not to do Gen X for my own mental health.
— Shannon Carpenter (@HossmanAtHome) February 25, 2020
13. Or watching yourself get your hair cut.
Me trying on outfits when my hair and makeup isn’t done pic.twitter.com/8XUdjxR4ii
— . (@lanifeli_) February 23, 2020
12. Literally everyone today.
CDC: don’t touch your face
— Brooke Rogers 🌻 (@bkerogers) February 28, 2020
11. Spoiler alert: by “favorite” she means “the one that makes me want to set the world on fire.”
my favorite movie trope is when hot girl is… surprisingly beer drinking? when she’s girl but eat burger? when she lipstick but also talk football? when she grew up with four brothers but also… has blonde hair???
— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) February 27, 2020
10. This is nothing to be ashamed of!
nothing like being the first one on a conference call to show everyone who’s not boss
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 27, 2020
9. I aspire to this level of doneness.
I've had enough pic.twitter.com/MC8WZHKoSL
— Mari Poppins (@mariipoppins) February 25, 2020
8. I hope she’s pretty.
great news everyone! the moon has a small girlfriend pic.twitter.com/4knA06crqC
— kimmy (@ka_waltz) February 26, 2020
7. Both things can be true, sasser.
(My kid looking over my shoulder as I sign an email.)
Kid: You’re not a Dr!
Me: YES I AM! What do you think I was studying for all the time when you were little?
Kid: Oh, I thought you just liked reading books and crying.
— Alison Stine (@AlisonStine) February 27, 2020
6. It’s never the wrong moment for a good pun.
A slice of apple pie is $1.40 in Jamaica, and $2.60 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
— Stephy (@StephanieYeboah) February 26, 2020
5. I feel personally victimized by this tweet.
“Sure!”— me saying no to something I don’t want to do
— Sophia “Hoe Exotic” Benoit (@1followernodad) February 28, 2020
4. What even is this question though?
What’s it like living with anxiety: pic.twitter.com/IDne7YbZMl
— Hannah Thompson (@HLThompson93) February 27, 2020
3. The rarest of the rare – an actual fun fact!
This is that vanishingly rare occasion when someone says “fun fact” and then tells you something that is just insanely fun pic.twitter.com/L5KZDUlmIt
— Rosa Lyster (@rosalyster) February 26, 2020
2. If you count the cost of alcohol and the inevitable bacterial infection you’re about to get, I’m not sure which is cheaper.
Therapy but instead of an office with a trained therapist it’s a public bathroom with 3+ drunk girls who tell you your outfit is amazing and you deserve better than what’s going on in your life and you all hug and never see each other ever again
— Quarantined V (@coolauntV) February 27, 2020
1. 10/10 definitely going to try.
saying “pulp fiction isn’t even that good” in a room full of men just to feel something
— carmen (@joanofarcsgf) February 26, 2020
I’m rolling, you guys – I hope one day to land on a list just like this one! Because I am legit funny. Like, for real, ya’ll! Don’t judge.
Which one was your favorite? Or which one was totally you?
Tell us in the comments!