Millennials… this one is for you. Because we all know how sh^tty Baby Boomers can be to the current generation that’s trying to SAVE THE f*ckING WORLD and own a house at some point before we retire!
Do I sound bitter? I shouldn’t… oh wait… I AM!
Alright kids, let’s get to it…
1. We all know Barbara…
“Millennials are so entitled” says BabyBoomerBarbara as she loses her sh^t when the waiter takes longer than 30 secs to get her drink order
— Alexis (@alexisclairefit) August 10, 2017
2. Ahhh, those weren’t the days…
“kids these days have it too easy” said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21
— sophie (@sophxthompson) January 13, 2016
3. “But racism is funny!” said nobody ever… except racists!
“This generation can’t take a joke”
Our entire generation laughs at f*cking internet memes all day long we just don’t like racist jokes
— bee (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015
4. Yeah, but that brunch tho…
Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) October 16, 2016
5. We all gotta dream!
i love how babyboomers dreamt of being millionaires & the millennial dream is 2 hve a 1 bed apartment¬ 2 drown bc of the ice caps melting pic.twitter.com/FzBnGvnxJQ
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) June 6, 2017
6. Hahaha… I’m dead…
You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died
— sam (@samkru_) March 8, 2017
7. Well, apparently Patricia did. Solved!
Baby boomers blame millennials for everything BUT WHO PUT CARPET OVER ALL THESE HARDWOOD FLOORS PATRICIA
— Mrs. Math Teacher (@MrsMathTeachr) March 4, 2018
8. That’s how you gonna get that money!
9. Yeah, they cheap. That’s how they rich.
10. “I deserve everything I think I deserve!”
11. What the what?!
12. Oh my…
13. Yeah, what is cursive even good for anymore?
14. Also, diamonds are a complete f*cking lie! So there’s that…
15. Yeah, what’s with those plates you never use? Huh?!?
16. Perfection.
If you’re a Baby Boomer, and even if you have something NICE to say about Millennials… please don’t. They don’t want to hear your opinions anymore.
Just go hang out in your vacation home and STFU.
Thanks!