Sometimes you happen upon some amazing, tasty Tumblr posts that you can’t help but share. Today is one of those days, my friends.

Just the first post alone is worth the time it takes to let these ideas enter your brain plain and swim around a little bit.

And then that 16th one? It’ll make you want to call your mom. Or your dad. Or both.

1. Mind. f*cking. Blown.

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2. Okay, you got me this time…

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3. Oh no. Are we the baddies?

4. Important math

5. Hold me close you tiny panther…

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6. I don’t brush very often

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7. But does it?

8. Eventually, all of our ghosts fall out

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9. Yeah, thanks education!

10. Ohhhhhhhh

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11. That escalated quickly…

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12. Somebody would notice.

13. NASA is savage AF

14. French things

15. Keytar!

16. This isn’t true. My mom is holding me right now.

Told you that you’d want to call your parents. Unless they were as$holes to you. Then you’re probably like, “Yeah, good!”

And hey, that’s fine. Be happy about that.

Talk soon!