College sure was a hoot, wasn’t it? Thousands of kids letting loose away from their parents and families, losing their minds…and occasionally going to class, too.
Oh, that’s right, you’re there to get an education, remember?
Here are some very funny tweets about the realities of going to college, as opposed to high school.
1. A bit of a difference.
Seems a little bit looser, right?
(Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such
(Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt
— Jordan Rutledge (@JordanRutledge) February 8, 2018
2. No middle ground.
I’d rather have the over sharer.
half of college professors are like “you can know nothing about me except my name” and the other half are like “and that’s why my wife left me! anyway what’s up with y’all”
— lesbian mothman (@verysmallriver) November 1, 2018
3. They’re lying to the kids!
I like mashed potatoes.
Hs teachers: “you have to be professional in college, your professors aren’t going to put up with anything”
College professor: “do you guys mind if we keep the lights off for class today I’m hungover”
*one kid is eating mashed potatoes*
— Caitlyn ? (@Caityy_Walter) April 30, 2019
4. See what they did there?
Still got the politics in!
high school teacher: i won’t tell you who i voted for
college professor: i can’t afford my girlfriend’s abortion under our new healthcare
— kailykins (@eatmorekail) November 10, 2017
5. Don’t make them read too much.
Be brief, please. kthxbai.
High school teachers: You are to write about the use of the color yellow in The Great Gatsby. If it's less than 10 pages I will CALL THE COPS.
College profs: Write about an entire religion. I don't even care which one but if you make me read more than 3 pages I will end my shit.
— jade (@BacklineNurse) February 13, 2020
6. Better get it together!
This is SO true.
april in high school: happy, prom planning, minimal stress
april in college: crying, 57 assignments due, contemplating dropping out, crying
— Malin (@malin_peterson) April 11, 2017
7. Just take your time with it.
Thanks Justin! You rock!
hs teachers: your college professors will not accept late work!
college professors: pic.twitter.com/ukkazpAaeR
— jillian (@hundrddollajill) March 20, 2017
8. Not the case at all.
But if it were… oh boy
teachers in high school: "extra credit doesn't exist in college and you will die"
actual college professors: "make a hand turkey and show me for bonus points"
— mama mia (@miassisgrass) November 14, 2017
9. See you later.
“Gotta go get a beer!”
HS teachers: There's still a minute left of class, sit down!
College professors: There's 15 mins left, but I'm done teaching so bye.
— MI$$ 24 ? (@Tajjjjjjjj_) August 24, 2015
10. It was determined that was a lie!
I mean, when you don’t want to come…
High School Teacher: “College is going to be way harder than high school”
College Professor: “Class is cancelled bc I don’t want to come”
— Nick-Fil-A (@nicksonr_) August 28, 2019
11. No clue who your son is…
This would be hilarious.
Imagine having parent teacher conferences in college
Mom: how’s my son doing?
Prof: I’ve never seen this man in my life
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) February 12, 2020
12. Mixed emotions.
I mean… they really don’t care.
Ditching school is only fun in high school, in college all I think about when I skip class is how much of a disappointment I am lol
— College Student (@2K19Grads) February 6, 2020
13. Funny how that works out.
Maybe it’s all the partying?
how did i take 7 classes in high school everyday but can barely survive 2 a day in college ?
— crisco (@yellidotj) September 17, 2019
14. Wayyyyyy different.
8 a.m high school classes and 8 a.m college classes hit totally different ?
— Slim Reaper ???☠️ (@CTwin081) June 30, 2019
15. I’m making all Cs!
Hey, nobody will ever care when I apply for a job.
Me in HS: Ya I’m involved in 13 clubs, I have a 4.0, and I’m on 5 sports teams.
Me in College: So good news, I’m passing
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) June 20, 2019
16. Getting a little more serious.
Or possibly, a lot more serious? I’m not sure yet. We’ll see soon.
High school bathroom graffiti: brittneys a hoe!!
College bathroom graffiti: Our entire society was founded on racism and misogyny
— roxanne (@roxshenanigans) September 22, 2017
Well, those brought back some wonderful memories from my past.
How about you? Do you remember your college days?
Were you wild? Maybe a bookworm?
Tell us about it in the comments!