17 Awkward Wedding Gifts Couples Were Not Happy to Receive

Ahhhh marriage. Few days are as memorable as your wedding day, and few gifts are as memorable as the craziness that people get at their weddings.

The following 17 couples did not deserve the gifts they got, but you know what they say, “Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.” Presumably because gift horses have more horrible gifts in their mouths and might spit them at you. That’s what it means, right?

Okay, let’s go!

1. They got those AFTER marriage?!

2. Hey, that’s a pro move.

3. The auntie knows…

4. Well, she is a godmother. What were you expecting?

5. They could have been worth tens of dollars!

6. 5 gallons of soup? What’s not to love?

7. Hey! Somebody worked very hard on those abominations!

8. …with them smoking weed?

9. Damn grannie, you do not give AF!

10. Still use? How did you get more than one use out of that?!

11. But was it a mistake?

12. Classic!

13. Well, ya know, people DO have lives before their current life.

14. What do bishop’s stores have in them?

15. Get that hair out of your face before you go downtown!

16. Well, they apparently didn’t like it very much…

17. I don’t know, light it and enjoy it, Barbara!

Okay, that kettle one had me rolling for real.

11 kettles! ????