Plenty of people love traveling, but I think it would be harder to find people who actually enjoy spending time at the airport. It’s a means to an end – a way to get on your way somewhere exciting or a place to pass through on your way back home.
The lines, the germs, the people, the rules… (did I mention the lines?) they all make it a difficult place to actually enjoy on its own.
A fact the 17 people who crafted these tweets understand deep down in their souls.
17. What is food not full of grease during a layover?
Aint no salad like an airport salad cuz an airport salad don’t food
— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) July 9, 2018
16. Maybe not as far as you’re concerned.
There is absolutely no reason to be using your skateboard indoors at an airport
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) March 25, 2017
15. What is the deal with that?
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/589931453816840192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E589931453816840192&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-airport-hell_l_5d23d1f8e4b0583e48264005
14. Why does airport pizza insist on being aggressively awful?
https://twitter.com/Scaachi/status/918113103270809601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E918113103270809601&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-airport-hell_l_5d23d1f8e4b0583e48264005
13. They’ve had their senses of humor removed.
TSA Agent: Anything sharp or dangerous in here?
Me: Only if you fear the written word 😏 😏 *finger guns*
TSA: 😐
Me: 😬
TSA: 🤨
Me: No, ma’am, nothing sharp or dangerous.
— Lesley Nneka Arimah (@larimah) March 29, 2018
12. I think we could all get behind this.
https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/988508535595126784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E988508535595126784&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-airport-hell_l_5d23d1f8e4b0583e48264005
11. It’s apocalypse rules.
The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) May 23, 2018
10. Levels of rude exist.
There is rude then there’s Airport Rude
— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) May 25, 2018
9. Hell might be nicer.
Wow. NEWARK AIRPORT does a fantastic impression of HELL.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) December 7, 2018
8. Funny how that works.
I can help you get through airport security 30% faster – just get in any line other than the one I am in.
— 〰 Just Linda 〰 (@LindaInDisguise) December 7, 2017
7. It shall evaluate the humans by p*oping on the bad ones.
sitting here in the airport waiting to board my flight and there's a goddamned bird in the terminal flying around by itself showing the fuck off
— maura quint (@behindyourback) July 3, 2019
6. Pretty sure he was just screwing with TSA. I approve.
In other news, a man was carrying a frozen lasagna through airport security this evening.
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) August 14, 2017
5. And don’t even try to take us through security once we’re opened.
“oh you’re thirsty? good. we’re $9 now, you stupid fuck” – bottles of water at an airport.
— kim (@KimmyMonte) November 18, 2018
4. Someone has seen the second Bridget Jones’ Diary just too many times.
https://twitter.com/cloxic/status/1143465037928923136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1143465037928923136&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-airport-hell_l_5d23d1f8e4b0583e48264005
3. Be jealous, peasants.
https://twitter.com/eveewing/status/1119834057897070592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1119834057897070592&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-airport-hell_l_5d23d1f8e4b0583e48264005
2. This is The Truman Show.
every time I go to the airport, my gate is the longest walk possible. If I’m gate 48, the gates start at 1. If I’m gate 1, the gates start at 48 and go backwards. What are these other gates in between even? Are these actors
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 29, 2018
1. The comparison is gold.
Why do I buy cooking magazines in airports? I might as well be buying porn. I get all excited but there's nothing I can do about it.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 12, 2014
Happy travels suckers!