Listen, if we want to make it in this messed up world, we’ve all got to stick together. So we can’t have bitches like Karen trying to run the show and f$*#ing everything up.
The absolute last thing we need is some uppity white lady with a Kate Gosselin haircut calling the manager every time someone F*rts in the wrong direction. So.
DON’T BE LIKE KAREN
1. Patience, Karen.
2. You’ll have to wait, Karen.
3. Why do you think, Karen?
4. That’s so Karen.
5. Karens in their natural habitat…
6. STFU, KAREN.
7. Stop being so dumb, Karen.
8. How’s that espresso with Red Bull treating you, Karen?
9. Please return to the alto section, Karens.
10. Jaden called while you were at Pottery Barn, Karen.
11. This is not a f$#*ing game, Karen.
12. Stay tf in your lane, Karen.
13. Come on, Karen! (see what I did there, Karen?)
14. What did you do today, Karen?
15. I AM the manager, Karen.
16. Can you not, Karen?
17. OMG… I’M DEAD… I’M DEAD, KAREN
18. And now it’s your turn to die, Karen.
This is Karen.
Don’t be like Karen.