Listen, if we want to make it in this messed up world, we’ve all got to stick together. So we can’t have bitches like Karen trying to run the show and f$*#ing everything up.
The absolute last thing we need is some uppity white lady with a Kate Gosselin haircut calling the manager every time someone F*rts in the wrong direction. So.
DON’T BE LIKE KAREN
1. Patience, Karen.
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2. You’ll have to wait, Karen.
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3. Why do you think, Karen?
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4. That’s so Karen.
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5. Karens in their natural habitat…
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6. STFU, KAREN.
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7. Stop being so dumb, Karen.
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8. How’s that espresso with Red Bull treating you, Karen?
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9. Please return to the alto section, Karens.
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10. Jaden called while you were at Pottery Barn, Karen.
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11. This is not a f$#*ing game, Karen.
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12. Stay tf in your lane, Karen.
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13. Come on, Karen! (see what I did there, Karen?)
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14. What did you do today, Karen?
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15. I AM the manager, Karen.
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16. Can you not, Karen?
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17. OMG… I’M DEAD… I’M DEAD, KAREN
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18. And now it’s your turn to die, Karen.
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This is Karen.
Don’t be like Karen.