18 Things Picky Eaters Will Totally Understand

If you’re a picky eater, this is your life. If you’re not a picky eater, then you know a picky eater, and they annoy the sh*t out of you on the regular.

But it doesn’t matter who you are, because either way, we can all relate to the following situations all too well…

1. The Picky Eater’s Special

2. The Picky Eater’s Plate (after every meal, because they’re literally picky)

3. The Picky Eater’s Typical Receipt (plastered with their favorite word [NO])

4. The Picky Eater’s ‘Trying Something New’ Face

5. The Picky Eater’s Typical Response (‘food is trash’)

6. Golden Rule #4: The Picky Eater’s Burger Shall Always Have the Most Toppings (…on the outside of the wrapper)

7. Picky Eaters = Students for Life

8. The Picky Eater’s Proudest 2nd-Proudest 3rd-Proudest Moment

9. The Picky Eater’s Proudest 2nd-Proudest Moment

10. The Picky Eater’s Proudest Moment

11. Golden Rule #23: A Good Support System is Imperative to Ensure the Picky Eater’s Survival

12. Every Picky Eater Fail Ever

13. Picky Eater Instructions 101

14. *also Froot Loops

15. *and vegetables… and fruit… i guess dessert is cool… but not tiramisu… or fruit pies

15. It Takes a Special Kind of Person to Be the Friend of a Picky Eater

16. And an Even Specialer Kind of Person to Tolerate Their Bullsh^t

17. Once Again… Picky Eaters = Students for Life

18. The Ultimate Question

Did I tell you or did I tell you? Or did I TELL you.

Mmhmm that’s what I thought.