If there’s one thing women know, it’s that there’s an as$hole around every corner. And if there’s one thing women on Twitter know, it’s that there are ten as$holes around every corner, and a corner around every hashtag.
I think you’ll find that these 18 tweets reflect that sentiment loud and clear.
1. Assigned seating. Oh goodie.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.29.58-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
2. You get a bee, and YOU get a bee, and YOU GET A BEE!!!
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.40.30-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
3. I’m basically always on the verge of throwing fishes…
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.40.06-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
4. Hey guy, I know you!
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.39.39-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
5. When blood pouring out of your vagina isn’t enough…
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.39.06-PM-e1551219431750.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
6. Like SUPER personal.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.38.49-PM-e1551220246392.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
7. Woman sand ftw!
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.37.34-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
8. Same.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.36.41-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
9. Yep.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.36.00-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
10. CONSPIRACY
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.35.29-PM-e1551220902421.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
11. Slay, Mama.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.34.55-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
12. Typical.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.34.15-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
13. Is that a promise, or…?
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.33.11-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
14. “You mean ask permission???!”
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.32.44-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
15. Ya don’t say!
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.32.09-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
16. Too accurate. Wayyyy too accurate.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.31.39-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
17. ‘You’re already built to withstand pain, so…’
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.30.57-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
19. So there. WOMAN.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-3.30.22-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
Ugh. I’m exhausted now. Please excuse me while I go vomit.