While this is none of our damn business, these people felt the need to share the reasons why they didn’t get it on their wedding night… so why not read ALL of them, right?
I mean, it’s the least we could do. They took all this time and decided to share.
Let’s go!
19. Isn’t that supposed to happen AFTER?
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18. Don’t overdo it, otherwise…
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17. Well… yeah!
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16. So romantic!
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15. Actually, that doesn’t sound half bad!
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14. That’s love for ya!
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13. Whiskey tango wedding!
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12. Ugh. Hate to see stuff like this.
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11. Why did you pack your day so much? O_O
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10. Hey, as long as you did it together!
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9. The WHOLE cake? wtf…
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8. Awwwwww!
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7. Hmmmmm, okay…
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6. Immediate regret!
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5. That must have been a lot of cr*p!
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4. Is it?!
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3. Umm, she probably wasn’t too nervous…
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2. Uh oh. Bad sign bruh…
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1. Okay… hope it works out!
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I don’t know fam… even if I had been with my girlfriend for a LONG time and then we got married… I’d still want to “consummate” on our wedding night.
And yes, I completely understand that people get tired, but does it really take THAT much energy to get it on?