Some tweets make you chuckle but are easily forgotten. Some are funny enough to demand you share them. And others will be funny until THE END OF TIME.
Today we’ve got 19 tweets that aren’t just funny…. they’re absolutely f*cking hilarious.
Enjoy!
1. That’s how he lures you in.
https://twitter.com/jaredtheunseen/status/967232077602217984
2. Seriously change it.
ME: ugh turn this off, I hate depressing movies
GOD: This is your life flashing before your eyes
ME: Put Ratatouille on
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) February 26, 2018
3. What did he think was going to happen?
Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room pic.twitter.com/wfOeVUm7yW
— Deno DeMartino (@Deno_Tron) July 1, 2017
4. RIP to all that mayo and ketchup.
finish your salad. a thousand islands died to make that dressing.
— rachelle mandik 🕳 (@rachelle_mandik) January 21, 2016
5. The human brain is the best.
Pleasure to meet you. The name's… pic.twitter.com/Auq5ynNTHJ
— Jay 🖖 (@jaybn1) August 18, 2016
6. The lesser of two evils.
wife: Why is your back all scratched up?
[flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone]
me: I'm having an affair— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 18, 2016
7. Becoming ravioli is a worthy goal.
coffins : the ultimate and final ravioli
— on bluesky at explod.es (@egg_dog) March 7, 2018
8. Goals.
DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT pic.twitter.com/Kr48zBcL1m
— klaudia (@kaludiasays) August 2, 2017
9. Meanwhile your SO or roommates are actually about to beat you to death.
https://twitter.com/syrianbryn/status/907082721381568512
10. Why so awkward?
https://twitter.com/lovingcheeto/status/905773988034555904
11. Not a fighter.
https://twitter.com/AbrasiveGhost/status/721395211516121088
12. He also looks like every teenaged boy taking a photo to please his mom.
https://twitter.com/jfurta_/status/971106504160968704
13. Someone didn’t get enough sleep last night.
https://twitter.com/tettracat/status/891171972666753024
14. I join her in this musing.
I wonder what it's like to be able to put your hair in a low ponytail and not look like a founding father
— daisy🍉 (@daisyydiane) June 30, 2017
15. Peacemakers…
our cats had a fight and my parents are trying to make them resolve it lol pic.twitter.com/O7IHihmPo1
— allie oetken (@allieoets) June 26, 2016
16. Don’t judge me CAROL!
"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"
Me: wow 3 kids… those are pretty damn permanent CAROL
— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017
17. I can get behind this…
https://twitter.com/DanielWhitear/status/865308955727335425
18. PURE genius…
Riley, you're a genius. pic.twitter.com/Lp3VAf7C2Q
— Joel Willans (@Joelwillans) July 30, 2017
19. Yep!
How much spinach I start cooking vs how much I end up with. pic.twitter.com/DWmWEKQFkm
— Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙 (@BienSur_JeTaime) January 5, 2018
Yeah, that was fun. We have fun around here.
It’s what we do.
What were your faves? Let us know in the comments.
It’s what we do. 😉