I don’t know about you, but I try my best to keep things pretty even and steady. No wild mood swings. No big-time partying. In fact, most days I curl up around 10 p.m. or so with a good book, a glass of tea and try and clock in a good 8 hours of shut-eye.

Not these folks. They live on the edge of sanity, and they’ve got the photos to prove it.

Buckle up. You’re in for a wild, dysfunctional ride!

1. Junk Science

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2. I’ll never be THAT hungry

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3. When your whole life is a dumpster fire…

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4. The best excuse to miss work.

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5. If she fits, she sits.

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6. CVS ain’t got nothing on me.

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7. Did they all decide to do this?! I have so many questions!

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8. Epic jump or hilarious fall?

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9. Kill it with fire!

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10. “only”

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11. You didn’t need that ear, did you?

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12. I want to party with this guy!

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13. Marriage material.

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14. Nature has you on lock down!

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15. Not the type of glow-up she was expecting.

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16. Put it on my AMEX.

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17. Don’t worry. The dogs will eat it.

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18. The worst sledding ever.

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19. Be kind. Rewind. Or else.

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It’s nice being calm, right?