I think we can all agree that teachers have a challenging job. They put up with our adorable little angels day in and day out and they definitely don’t get paid enough money for it.
But at least we can all laugh at funny tweets about how much BS they have to go through, right?!?! That’s just like some extra money in their pockets…okay, maybe not but at least they’ll be smiling for a while.
Enjoy all you teachers out there, and keep up the good work.
1. Wild and crazy times!
Cutting party for 18 feet of laminated stuff. Who wants to join this wild night? ??? #teacherprobs pic.twitter.com/Aba7wGjiBc
— Jordan Talley (@MrsJordanTalley) July 31, 2018
2. Now you’re in big trouble.
Returning to your classes after they've eaten your sub alive. #teaching #TeacherLife pic.twitter.com/o7JsqHnKch
— Cade Hagen (@CadeHagen) September 10, 2019
3. Finally, it happened!
First time getting puked on today by one of my students…big milestone in my career?? #TeacherProbs
— Madds (@Maddie_Rose4) December 7, 2018
4. It never ends.
When I do school all day and come home and do more school for school tomorrow ? #teacherlife #teacherprobs @HSTeachProbs
— Teacher Confessions (@TchrConfessions) February 7, 2018
5. You’re really growing…
In the last few weeks one of my students has managed to. . .on the sly.. .call me lazy, crabby and "oh you look tired"
Me from 2 yrs ago woulda shank'd this 304.
But thank God for growth and my new level of "appropriate pettiness"
— Valencia Timberlake (@DivineSummers) September 11, 2019
6. Either the North Pole or the Sahara.
Right? ❄️? #teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/1d1DRHHbO3
— WeAreTeachers (@WeAreTeachers) September 10, 2019
7. What’s a weekend?
Everyone: “Man, you’re so lucky to have a job where you always have weekends off.”
Me, Saturday morning of the first weekend of the school year: #reality #teacherlife #nota9to5 pic.twitter.com/tRdfVauX3z
— DailyTeacherThoughts (@oneadayteacher) September 7, 2019
8. Time to hit the gym.
My reaction when a 1st grade student passed by me to walk in the room, stroked my stomach, and said “it looks like there’s a baby in there”#teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/p1k35SO3CB
— Erin Ward (@ArtWithMrsWard) September 18, 2019
9. They’ve all disappeared.
Any teachers at this point already? ?✏️ #teacherproblems #teacherlife pic.twitter.com/0mibyROXR0
— WeAreTeachers (@WeAreTeachers) September 14, 2019
10. Thanks for letting me know!
3rd grade really teaches me new things every day! For example, I didn’t know that I looked “old and tired” when I left my house. Luckily one of my students was nice enough to clue me in !! 🙂
— kat (@katherine__e) September 11, 2019
11. Yeah, pretty much.
Me: So what did you do over the weekend for your birthday?
8 yr old: Oh we went to Vegas and stayed the Venetian because that’s my favorite hotel.
Me: Oh wow! I’ve never been there before!
8 yr old: Why? Are you poor? #teachingishard pic.twitter.com/xA5x3phxdY
— Emma Scoringe (@EScoringe) January 18, 2018
12. This is your life.
My phone: Wait! Somethings’s not right. Help us improve our services by confirming you’ve only been at HOME and SCHOOL for the past six days. #teacherproblems
— alessandra (@poorbutvrysmart) October 9, 2019
13. Non-stop stress.
Accurate? ? #teacherlife pic.twitter.com/ak1o4piw1H
— WeAreTeachers (@WeAreTeachers) September 7, 2019
14. The work is piling up.
Me this morning: Only 67 essays to grade this weekend. If I skip my workout and ignore my family, I’ll have Sunday free! — (8 hours later) — DONE! — (Checks email) — Six college recommendation letters yet to write. — (Sighs) #teacherproblems #typicalteacherweekend
— Enid Baines (@ebraines) September 7, 2019
15. That’s a tricky one to figure out.
When you make a new seating chart and it's even worse than before #teacherprobs pic.twitter.com/xwezrzkLoq
— #teachergoals ? (@teachergoals) January 28, 2018
16. THIS IS WHY.
Parent: Why is my kid failing your class?
*Teacher reads off missing assignments #teacherprobs pic.twitter.com/oYhcdnovbs
— #teachergoals ? (@teachergoals) January 27, 2018
17. It’s gonna be a long week.
The staff lounge smells like tuna and a kid puked all over the floor before 9am. Happy Tuesday. #middleschool #teacherprobs pic.twitter.com/yYn2RARvaU
— Chasten ?tigieg (@Chas10Buttigieg) January 16, 2018
18. Why aren’t you married yet?
One of my students asked me yesterday when will I marry? I sent her out
— Alpha Female (@QUAYSTER) September 10, 2019
19. Damn, I blew that one…
When I tell my class a joke and no one laughs #teacherprobs pic.twitter.com/Ug4BMI9Z60
— #teachergoals ? (@teachergoals) February 23, 2019
Are you a teacher?
Do you have some hilarious jokes/memories/anecdotes you’d like to share with your fellow teachers?
Let’s see them in the comments!