You ever in the middle of a conversation and suddenly find yourself the recipient of a third degree burn or some other form of clap back you weren’t expecting?
Devastating. Stupefying. Really, really funny to witness.
Check out these 20 conversations that went hilariously wrong with just the right response.
Never has the alphabet been used for such destruction.
19. How does she know
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
18. Yo mama
Pack it in, friend. You’ve been bested.
17. Come on back now, ya hear?
Ok this is some sexist bulls**t but it still kinda gets me for the pure audacity.
16. Sexting fail
This is why you gotta put punctuation on the end of your sentences.
15. Do not disturb
I’m not even sure who won and who lost here?
14. Inch by inch
Who sends messages like this?
13. New phone, who this
Carry on, Caroline, nothing to report here after all.
12. Territorial dispute
That’s gonna be a yikes all around from me, dawg.
11. Minor notes
No I swear, she’s in Canada, you’ve never met her.
There’s also some stuff in there about tattoos and wearing mixed fabrics but weirdly that doesn’t come up a lot.
9. Holy crap
I’m with Blair, go away Ricky. I’m definitely not laughing. Nope.
8. Layers upon layers
Gonna need to reapply some salve, whatever the case.
7. Getting served
I wasn’t aware of Obama’s “ads are gay now” policies, but that was years ago, maybe I forgot.
6. Challenging definitions
Sounds like you’ve found your true calling in life?
5. Key strokes
Stellar work by whomever tried to protect our innocent eyes from that word here.
4. Every single time
Technically it is a noun but only if we’re talking about sports.
3. Double jeopardy
Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
2. Grammar not see
D**n Mrs. Johanson, don’t hold back.
1. Motherly love
Might as well delete your account.
Gonna need a tall glass of milk to neutralize all that burn. It’s fun to read exchanges like this, a little less so to be on the receiving end. So be careful before you go out there trying to match wits, you might just find yourself outgunned.
What’s the best burn you’ve heard lately?
Tell us in the comments.