Stereotypes can be offensive when they involve things people can’t control, but when they’re describing the type of person who chooses a certain college major, they can also be pretty darn funny.
It’s almost like you could use a sorting hat and throw people into majors based on their personalities or something.
20. I just spit my coffee.
https://twitter.com/frogluvrboy/status/1189755743337103360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fcollege-majors-be-like-tweets
19. It’s all in a concept stage, right now.
https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1189943200934498304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fcollege-majors-be-like-tweets
18. There’s a lot of competition for top honors in that class.
https://twitter.com/simonIimon/status/1189729708469915648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fcollege-majors-be-like-tweets
17. We all do, honey.
https://twitter.com/HeyLeslie97/status/1189616682077175820?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fcollege-majors-be-like-tweets
16. People have been trying for centuries godspeed.
Chemistry majors be like damn I gotta bring a stitched-together corpse to life in a world that will never accept him by Friday
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) October 31, 2019
15. And it had better be a good one, my friend.
https://twitter.com/atticshape/status/1189577660680359940?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fcollege-majors-be-like-tweets
14. Thank you, National Treasure, for making history cool again (for a minute).
History majors be like damn I have to steal the Declaration of Independence by Friday
— lil tay (@radtayler) October 31, 2019
13. We all really need an A.
sociology majors be like damn i have to solve systematic racism by friday
— lisette 🍓🐦🔥 (@sadmexi) October 30, 2019
12. It should be good but not TOO good.
stem majors be like damn i have a robot due this friday
— maddie from the ether (@fettyschwapp) October 29, 2019
11. Nah, just an idea about the meaning of life.
Philosophy majors be like damn I need to find the meaning of life by Friday
— e 🤍 (@angelida222) October 31, 2019
10. Who is going to eat all of this?!
Agricultural studies majors be like damn I have a corn on the cob due this week 😧😣
— Oobi (@oobi0081) October 30, 2019
9. I can’t talk about it, though.
https://twitter.com/EFFLORESCENE/status/1189607957174112257?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fcollege-majors-be-like-tweets
8. No pressure, though.
education majors be like damn I have a child’s entire future due on monday
— emily hoey (@Em_Hoey) October 30, 2019
7. OUCH!
Business majors be like "damn i gotta exploit the working class by Tuesday"
— hootie (@hootietheeowl) October 30, 2019
6. Nailed it.
poetry majors be like
what
is due on
friday, But
myself— jonny sun (@jonnysun) October 31, 2019
5. Well that’s hitting a little bit below the belt.
english majors be like damn i have depression
— zac (@gr8whitebison) October 30, 2019
4. Yes, the whole thing.
https://twitter.com/snuggiesuperfan/status/1189592557912776705?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fcollege-majors-be-like-tweets
3. I think I missed my calling.
communication majors be like I have a conversation due Thursday
— claire (@filetminyoungg) October 30, 2019
2. Someone is definitely falling down on the job.
Environmental studies majors be like damn I gotta save the world by yesterday
— roy blair witch project (@skinnysoymilk) October 31, 2019
1. Might as well make that money in the process.
https://twitter.com/hailezzz__/status/1189623535460737024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshelbyheinrich%2Fcollege-majors-be-like-tweets
Um, film major here, and lol for days.
What was your major? Do these ring true? Either way, you have to admit they’re still funny!