Stereotypes can be offensive when they involve things people can’t control, but when they’re describing the type of person who chooses a certain college major, they can also be pretty darn funny.
It’s almost like you could use a sorting hat and throw people into majors based on their personalities or something.
20. I just spit my coffee.
male english majors be like damn i got an entitled in-class monologue no one asked for due wednesday
— the gender police (@frogluvrboy) October 31, 2019
19. It’s all in a concept stage, right now.
film majors be like f*ck i gotta do nothing by friday
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) October 31, 2019
18. There’s a lot of competition for top honors in that class.
poli sci majors be like damn i gotta become president this friday ?
— Kelly (@simonIimon) October 31, 2019
17. We all do, honey.
psychology majors be like damn I have trauma to process by Friday
— Leslie (@HeyLeslie97) October 30, 2019
16. People have been trying for centuries godspeed.
Chemistry majors be like damn I gotta bring a stitched-together corpse to life in a world that will never accept him by Friday
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) October 31, 2019
15. And it had better be a good one, my friend.
humanities majors be like damn i have a Thought due on wednesday
— not great, bob! (@atticshape) October 30, 2019
14. Thank you, National Treasure, for making history cool again (for a minute).
History majors be like damn I have to steal the Declaration of Independence by Friday
— lil tay (@radtayler) October 31, 2019
13. We all really need an A.
sociology majors be like damn i have to solve systematic racism by friday
— ✩ lisette ✩ (@sadmexi) October 30, 2019
12. It should be good but not TOO good.
stem majors be like damn i have a robot due this friday
— maddie from the local news (@fettyschwapp) October 29, 2019
11. Nah, just an idea about the meaning of life.
Philosophy majors be like damn I need to find the meaning of life by Friday
— e ? (@enxha_) October 31, 2019
10. Who is going to eat all of this?!
Agricultural studies majors be like damn I have a corn on the cob due this week ??
— Oobi (@oobi0081) October 30, 2019
9. I can’t talk about it, though.
international relations majors be like damn i have a CIA-sponsored coup to support this friday
— porg (@EFFLORESCENE) October 30, 2019
8. No pressure, though.
education majors be like damn I have a child’s entire future due on monday
— emily hoey (@Em_Hoey) October 30, 2019
Business majors be like "damn i gotta exploit the working class by Tuesday"
— hootie (@OwlFWGKTA) October 30, 2019
6. Nailed it.
poetry majors be like
is due on
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) October 31, 2019
5. Well that’s hitting a little bit below the belt.
english majors be like damn i have depression
— infinite gecs (@gr8whitebison) October 30, 2019
4. Yes, the whole thing.
anthropology majors be like I have a society due on monday ?
— lil snuggie (@snuggiesuperfan) October 30, 2019
3. I think I missed my calling.
communication majors be like I have a conversation due Thursday
— CLAIRE (@clairesonn) October 30, 2019
2. Someone is definitely falling down on the job.
Environmental studies majors be like damn I gotta save the world by yesterday
— rob (@skinnysoymilk) October 31, 2019
1. Might as well make that money in the process.
music majors be like ugh i have an album due at midnight ?
— h ♓︎ (@hailezzz__) October 30, 2019
Um, film major here, and lol for days.
What was your major? Do these ring true? Either way, you have to admit they’re still funny!