Kids just say the darndest things, don’t they? Like “ass cream” and “band-aids sandwich”, for example.
These little kiddos are at the top of their game…even if their parents have to suffer because of it.
1. Take that
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.02.34-PM.png)
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2. Sounds delicious
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.02.15-PM.png)
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3. Neckflix
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.02.08-PM.png)
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4. I like that!
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.02.20-PM.png)
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5. Uh oh
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.02.27-PM.png)
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6. He’s not wrong at all
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.01.59-PM.png)
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7. Another cool one
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.01.45-PM.png)
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8. Cute
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.01.38-PM.png)
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9. He nailed it
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.01.52-PM.png)
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10. Hahaha
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.01.32-PM.png)
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11. I want to see that movie
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.01.19-PM.png)
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12. Let it be
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.01.05-PM.png)
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13. C’mon, baseball!
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.01.13-PM.png)
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14. MILF!
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.00.48-PM.png)
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15. A little worried…
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.00.39-PM.png)
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16. The best one yet
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-12.57.46-PM.png)
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17. Open the door, wh^re
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.00.59-PM.png)
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18. Poor guy
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.00.19-PM.png)
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19. NO
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-07-at-1.00.28-PM.png)
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20. Chewpoppa
My son pronounces Chewbacca as “Chewpoppa”. I’m okay with this. pic.twitter.com/cRfRG6zTAR
— SayNoToRage (@SayNoToRage) December 2, 2017
Ass cream!