Most of us aren’t maniacs. We work during the day because we don’t enjoy torturing our internal clocks. I do.

Okay, I work a little at night, but for the most part my fingers are not on any keyboard past 10pm.

These people, though… they’re the night owls we’ve only heard tales of. And they have their own brand of humor that you will all enjoy. Mostly because you don’t have to live their lives.

20. Use ALL the sunscreen!

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19. I’m fine! Everything is fine!

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18. I AM a raccoon after all!

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17. Oh reallllyyyy????

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16. I closed your closeiest close!

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15. Just let me sleep off his morning drunk please!

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14. Get ALL the sleep!

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13. Blackout curtains fam… trust me.

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12. OMG, that f**king pic!

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11. I need you to shut up now!

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10. This is how you keep your eyes open, yes?

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9. Ded.

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8. It’s not what I would call “healthy”…

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7. It’s Tuersriday!

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6. It’s all just a dumpster fire.

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5. I don’t think it’s the weekend… or is it….

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4. Spongebob Nightmarepants

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3. How about three?

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2. Go away!

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1. I don’t know what else to do…

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Alright night shifters… get good sleep tonight! You need it.