We love to think of our special sexy bedroom time as a highlight of life. Where we get to let loose with our passions and feel sexy and powerful and alive and (depending on the context) maybe wildly in love as well.
But of course, we know that not all that glitters is gold. And we know that it’s far too easy not to even glitter at all when it comes to getting down in the bedroom.
Check out these amazing bedroom fails, maybe you won’t feel quite so bad about your own.
20. Reverse Cowgirl
That’s the kind of injury that’ll end a promising young career far too soon.
19. The Shower
That’s just too many elements at once. Less is more. Scale it back.
To be fair I think most guys would be pretty friggin’ intimidated by that situation.
17. Try and Ride
Um. Yes, I uh…I too have this problem. Totally. All the time. Frequently.
16. Face Sit
When you’re not sure what to do so you just kind of start to flail a little and see what happens.
15. Choking Hazards
Yeah the exact amount of pressure applied is a pretty important variable there.
14. Standing Up
We really weren’t meant to do it this way, it truly doesn’t work.
13. Pop Rocks
How does that idea even enter your mind?
I feel like maybe there’s a vital piece missing from this account.
11. Knee Jerk Reactions
Think before you move, son.
Who’s idea was this and why was it happening?
I think the idea is more like, seductively feed each other strawberries or whatever.
Again, why are people getting into all these threesomes they clearly don’t like?
7. Doggy style
Holy crap that’s like…not even funny, that’s just severe.
6. Choking hazards
Gotta be real real careful when you get into this territory.
5. The 69
Yeah I’m not sure geometrically that all adds up.
Well now we know that you’ll totally be able to take care of yourself in a hostage situation.
The legend disappoints.
2. Blinded by the light
Gotta work on your aim game, sir.
1. Playing rough
“Not tonight, I have a headache.”
“Oh, right, sorry.”
Boy. Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Have you had a bedroom fail?
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