Do you consider yourself a punny person? Do you like to have fun with language and torment your family and friends with your never-ending brain teasers?

Then you’re definitely going to enjoy what we have in store for you.

Share your favorite puns with us in the comments. And enjoy these zingers!

1. “What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.”

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2. “Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.”

3. “I got some shoes from my drug dealer recently, I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.”


4. “I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.”

5. “What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”


6. “So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means?? It’s not the end of the world!”

7. “To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.”


8. “I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.”

9. “A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres.”


10. “Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.”

11. “Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at!”

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12. “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.”

13. “I would tell you an unemployment joke, but none of them work.”

14. “Can February March? No, but April May.”

15. “Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.”


16. “A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.”

18. “Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.”

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19. “Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.”

20. “Beer may not make you smart, Budweiser.”

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Cheers to that!

So yeah, those were so punny they hurt. But still… funny, right? Yeah, they’re funny.

Which one did you like the best? Let us know in the comments!