I got the giggles when I read these tweets. I think you’re gonna do the same.
Because damn, are they funny…
1. Hahaha
me:
white woman’s kitchen:H
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coffee
john 3:16
— ً (@taIIant) March 7, 2019
2. I still can’t
all 6 of my brain cells assembling so I can spell necessary pic.twitter.com/EmiAV5OMV6
— cold weetabix hive (@localnim0) March 5, 2019
5. Sad but true
any catholics out there giving up hating the gays for lent or is it just ice cream again
— babs (@buttabarba) March 5, 2019
6. Oh no!
summoning circle, hope this works
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A cure
? For being clums- ?? Ah sh^t ?
Ah no ? ?
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? ? ? ? ?— Ryan Vance (@ryanjjvance) March 6, 2019
7. He’s no narc, man
all i read was: cool dog isn't a narc, becomes scientist https://t.co/qZF35lLp22
— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) March 11, 2019
8. Simple creatures
I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.
— peach (@paigelokkesmoe) March 11, 2019
9. Might’ve overdone it
https://twitter.com/Necation/status/1102753293057568771
10. The waiting game
amazon: we shipped your package! it should deliver by 8pm tomorrow!
me, nose pressed against the door, fogging the glass as i breathe: ???????
— erica @ post-con depression (@softraphtalia) March 19, 2019
11. Me, every day
Me leaving the house without eating breakfast, dehydrated, and with 2 hours of sleep pic.twitter.com/jvYom7Wy07
— Lil $us (@heyyy_sus) March 4, 2019
12. Go on now
go on girl do your thang pic.twitter.com/tSzX63f3kk
— crazy broke asian (@tribranchvo) March 18, 2019
13. Pretty good
10 million B.C. :
Fish: https://t.co/Ys8ga1sU0y
— Slav Gang (@jak_mcl) March 17, 2019
15. Dolphin humor
[dolphin taking scantron test]
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16. We’ve all been there
12 year old me standing at my moms doorway at 5 am to tell her I threw up pic.twitter.com/DPQnWU190A
— Noel ??? (@NoelSznn) March 8, 2019
17. Starting sh*t
Babies stare a lot for someone who doesn’t know how to fight https://t.co/gN0KUtDPjp
— cohl (@kohlw0rld) March 11, 2019
19. A scrambled mess
My brain is like my internet browser. I got like 19 tabs open , three of them are glitching… and where the f*ck is that music coming from
— Wavy (@classynastyy) March 18, 2019
20. Wait a second…
Every group chat births a second smaller group chat without the annoying people, and if you think yours doesn't, I have some bad news
— Kyle ? (@KylePlantEmoji) March 23, 2019
Giggle Town USA up in here!