Don’t even try to top these funny texts. Your efforts are futile, so don’t bother, okay?
You’re allowed to enjoy these funny texts, though.
1. Frowns
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.02.50-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Reddit
2. Short giraffe
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.01.15-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Reddit
3. Fast fingers
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.01.57-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Reddit
4. A huge crack
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.02.13-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Reddit
5. Classic
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.00.30-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Reddit
6. Gross
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.00.02-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Reddit
7. Worm’s boy
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.08.23-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Tumblr
8. He’s a chef
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.08.05-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Tumblr
9. Sounds like a good time
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.06.38-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Tumblr
10. Yeah, why not…
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.07.38-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Tumblr
11. Red Lobster kisses
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.07.06-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Tumblr
12. Hahaha
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.07.21-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Tumblr
13. He’s a big guy
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.06.06-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Tumblr
14. Time to find a new place
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.05.38-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Tumblr
15. Send me pics
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.12.31-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
16. Messin’ with ’em
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.12.15-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
17. Over your head
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.11.32-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
18. For the win!
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.15.43-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Instagram
19. He does look polite
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.15.26-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Instagram
20. Shrexy
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-04-at-3.15.08-PM.png)
Photo Credit: Instagram
Top that.