What are you gonna get when you open up Tumblr? Nobody knows. Could be literally anything.
Imagine a thing so weird that it couldn’t possibly show up. That’s what you’re going to find. Imagine something so mundane that you can’t even think of it. That’s there as well.
It’s a marvelous random crap shoot and I couldn’t possibly live without it.
Here are ten prime examples of random Tumblr that will make you say “What?”
20. Cutting wit
The future is coming spoon.
19. Curse of the too much free time
“Bobby did you ruin my good amulet AGAIN?”
18. Nosedive
These new safety measures are really state of the art.
17. Note to self
This is what Skyrim was designed for.
16. A brush with comedy
Is this the Seinfeld dentist in real life?
15. A page out of history
My amusement cannot be found.
14. A strange meating
When will people “learn” that you “shouldn’t” use “quotation marks” for “emphasis.”
13. Cold truths
Truly humanity at its finest.
12. Sweet release
What’s your religion, mine’s whatever this is.
11. Mystical powers
Take a rock on the wild side.
10. Eye see you
This is probably the most genuinely sweet post in the set.
9. Mental health tips
Or maybe I should say “METAL health tips.”
8. Be kind, rewind
Whatcha gettin’ all wound up about, friend?
7. Couldn’t make it
Our thoughts and prayers go out to you in this time of need.
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6. Our cross to bear
She gave all nine of her lives for us.
5. Be your own boss
F*** me, I don’t do what I tell me!
4. Under the feels
This is me when I am even slightly criticized.
3. Gotta go slow
I think this is berry cute.
2. Weird at first sight
Don’t hide your love from the world
1. Business children
Aw, that’s absolutely terrifying.
There may not be much of a rhyme or reason to what we find on Tumblr, but at least it’s always interesting. How many places on the internet can you really say that about? We need the weird. We need the interesting. We gotta keep it alive. Keep doing what you do best, Humans of Tumblr.
What’s your favorite kind of stuff to find on Tumblr?
Tell us in the comments.