Ladies, I have great news! These tweets are tailor-made just for you.

I hope you like them!

1. Just like Johnny Tremain

2. Thanks!

3. Not efficient

4. It usually takes a while

5. Samesies

6. We all do (even men)

7. Agreed

8. Always hard

9. A sad tale

10. Fun!

11. All of ’em

12. Straight chillin’

13. Tragic

14. That’s a lot of stuff

15. What did you just say to me?

16. Bring it on

17. Was this a mistake?

18. We all are…

19. Can’t be seen in public

20. Solid joke

I hope you enjoyed those tweets, my lady friends.