There’s a lot of bullsh*t on Twitter, but not in this article. Uh uh. No way. No sir (and ma’am).

I predict that you’ll be nodding your head as you read these tweets.

1. They’ll come to me

2. Always cool

3. THIS

4. You’ll get nothing now

5. Wait til you hit 40

6. Nearly impossible

7. That’s important

8. Agreed

9. No one will notice

10. The pattern

11. Take your time

12. I’ve been to one, I’m good

13. No kidding

14. “How is it?”

15. I like the sound of this

16. Look at that price…

17. Here’s the plan

18. Hey o!

19. Yes, you’re right

20. Not fair and balanced

20 truth bombs!