If you, like me, have a cold, cold heart, you should come and warm yourself by the fire with these hot burns. The internet is a strange place. If we’re not dunking on each other politically or philosophically, we’re trying to one-up each other with jokes. And that sounds cynical, because it is, but it’s also kind of a lot of fun.
Often times, a solid Twitter reply, for instance, will gain so much heat that the person getting dunked on will erase the original tweet, but screenshots are forever. To be good-natured, we’ve covered up the screen names of any such deleted bits. After all, we can’t start taking the internet too seriously.
25. Holy crap
(The original tweet came from a woman who maybe didn’t realize what she was walking into.)
Source: @AtheistQ on Twitter
24. Just jealous
My favorite thing about this Grinch account is that it was made when the movie came out and then just vanished.
Source: @ItsTheGrinchYO on Twitter
23. Naming names
It’s almost like common names can be found in any region?
Source: @mzzystar on Twitter
22. Shots fired
This is almost too brutal to laugh at. Almost.
Source: @yungashusingh on Twitter
21. Think outside the burn
Brands, BRANDS, you’re both pretty!
Source: @OldSpice / @tacobell on Twitter
20. Flat out awful
Maybe you should just go away, Chris.
Source: @andylevy on Twitter
19. Deep dive
Don’t mess with a journalist, they’ll do their research.
Source: @andersoncooper on Twitter
18. Give him some space
This one is definitely in my top 8.
Source: @myspacetom on Twitter
17. Stuck in the middle
Another “I have money and you don’t” burn that’s hard to be mad about.
Source: @frankiemuniz on Twitter
16. Don’t cross me
This is a bridge too far.
Source: @nenshi on Twitter
15. First languages
Clearly she meant speak American. Yanno, talk about guns and stuff.
https://twitter.com/Ahhmandah/status/1136001174870454272
14. Safety second
And just like Jurassic Park, we literally never learn.
Nothing more appropriate to honor the Jurassic Park legacy than opening before you should
— Barbara Stanwyck's Ghost (@kfsrhn) June 16, 2020
13. Special delivery
(Club = team for all my fellow basic Americans.)
Bit rich coming from a club that hasn't delivered since 1992… https://t.co/v2R2fLhcNq
— Pizza Hut UK (@pizzahutuk) January 17, 2019
12. Social predictions
Don’t hold back, king.
https://twitter.com/nfinitefreetime/status/981868863880089600
11. Deep breaths
I might be suffocating but these download speeds are tight.
so just fuck oxygen right? https://t.co/xGKvZaPozX
— jay bigote! (@stickojay) January 11, 2018
10. Packing heat
It was planted on me, I swear.
Why do you keep stealing eggplant, Chase?
— Walmart (@Walmart) February 26, 2020
9. Cold shoulder
Every doctor: “This is way worse than a cold or the flu.”
Your cousin: “Nu uh.”
Just following the guidelines advised by the organization made up of individuals who have dedicated their entire lives to studying diseases and how to control and prevent them. I promise they know more than you.
— Tyler (@I_AM_WILDCAT) March 16, 2020
8. Well actually
If he was around to hear this conversation he’d cut off his ear all over again.
7. Desperate measures
Get bent, bruh.
6. Just kidding
Nothing better than when you can turn around a yo mama joke.
5. Born and raised
“If we went back to using obsolete techniques and technologies, people would be confused.” – a boomer’s idea of a sick burn.
Weird motives
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4. Don’t cry for me
If being a man means I don’t get to care about my own parents then screw it, I’m a wombat.
In a post about “man up” being an insult.
byu/Tabris2k inclevercomebacks
3. Granting wishes
That kid is going to be a lawyer when she grows up.
2. Can’t take the heat
But…but…I saw a meme somewhere that said…
1. The winter of our inconvenience
We’re so insular we literally forget there are other countries.
On a thread about wearing masks
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Phew. It’s nice and toasty in here now.
What’s your favorite internet burn?
Share it with us in the comments.