Tumblr is a wonderfully strange place filled with the kind of people who generally get insanely passionate about a few specific things.
It’s like a fan club, but for everything that exists.
The result is a series of beautifully, hilariously idiosyncratic posts that the rest of us get to scroll through and admire. It’s like listening in on a great conversation between people who have smoked just enough of the devil’s lettuce.
Take these random examples, for instance. They’re sure to turn you into a fan.
25. Easy, tiger
Big kitties make their own rules and we just gotta respect that.
24. Why oh Wyoming
Am I the only one who pictures this as some sort of slithering motion?
23. Don’t lose your head
There’s a fine line between love and hate.
22. Not today, Satan
Cool cool cool, I’ll just go ahead and never swim again, thanks.
21. Butter arm, though
Compared to my cooking skills you’re still doing great.
20. The dark lord rises
This is how you turn lemons into lemonade.
19. Be careful what you wish for
Osamah here did their good deed for the day.
18. Maybe he’s born with it…
…♪♪ maybe it’s Mephistopheles. ♪♪
17. Rock your face off
The only way to stop a bad guy with a crystal is a good guy with a crystal.
16. My biggest fan
I want to see this happen but I also don’t want to experience it.
15. I’ll eat you up, I love you so
I do threaten to lovingly kill my cat about 50 times a day…
14. Bodacious botany
Is nobody even going to comment on the use of the word “blow” in this post?
13. Take a chill pill
This is why these are prescription, kids.
12. Cutest fruitest
Now here’s something adorable we CAN eat.
This town ain’t big enough for the both of our mystical prowess, partner.
“Hey where I can find some suspense?” “Oh, aisle 10.”
“Thanks, I hate it.” – Jesus, probably
8. Ethical conundrums
Who thinks of a question like this?
7. Through a different lens
This is how I feel when I really have trouble focusing.
It sounds like “AHH” but without the word.
Observation about post.
4. A valuable lesson
Literally anybody can say anything on the internet, don’t be dumb.
At least have the decency to leave your kid in your pocket at the movie theater.
2. Locked in
I can’t pay attention to all the attention I’m paying.
1. Different perspectives
“FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH!”
Here’s a salute to all the strange denizens of Tumblr, blessing us with their odd thoughts and observations. The internet, and by extension the world, wouldn’t be the same without you.
What’s your favorite Tumblr post you’ve ever seen?
Tell us in the comments.