Robert and Brendan are two Internet Strangers who like to have friendly, interesting debates on Facebook about religion, s^x and politics. You know, topics that are always safe to discuss on fairly public forums and upon which folks seem to find a common ground and part ways as better, more informed people.

Kidding.

They are a sh^t show, and they need to find hobbies or jobs or something. And because we decent people (you, gentle reader, and myself) are between fulfilling leisure projects or not at work (well, I am, hahasob), lets take a look at what they have been up to through the magic of Imgur.

Imgur user BeefGir’s post is titled “When you become a smart trolls personal enemy.” Let’s proceed.

1. Brendan and Robert discuss gay marriage

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2. Brendan and Robert discuss the political climate of Paris

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3. Brendan and Robert discuss a popular movie

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4. Brendan and Robert discuss climate change

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5. Brendan and Robert discuss X-treme sports

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6. Brendan and Robert discuss linguistics

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7. Brendan and Robert discuss setting some boundaries

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Brendan, you are a bigot who needs to leave the house and see the world. Robert, we love mansplaining as much as the next guy, but you also need to leave the house and see the world. But maybe coordinate your comings and goings with each other, so you never actually meet. That’s an idiot fight of eye-gouging and scratching no one wants to see.