Listen. We need to talk about your plant problem. I know, it started with one little pot. It was cute, it brightened up the room, it gave you something to nurture.
But what’s happened since? The collection is literally growing out of control. You’re running out of space in your home. You’re spending all your money! You cancelled plans with friends because you said one of your plants was sick! This has gone far enough.
I’m not great at preparing statements, so, instead, I’ve gathered this collection of memes to help you reflect on what you’ve become.
The plants don’t have ears. They can’t hear you.
24. The great unmasking
And I’d have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for that meddling me.
23. Nurture vs nature
We Millennials are a lost cause and I’m fine with it.
22. Conversation overload
Maybe find like one other topic to mix in.
21. Plant yourself down
What is this “outside” you speak of?
20. My humble thanks
I water them myself…
19. Unfit parenting
I guess I could google it, but like, I’m tired.
18. The overgrowth
Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got fun and games.
17. Leaf me alone
Surely we will grow together.
16. Thug life
D**n it feels so good to be a gangsta.
15. Turning over
It’s alive! Again!
14. Spreading the virus
You’re not just hurting yourself.
13. Plant your foot down
Guess this is goodbye, then.
12. The reveal
Gotta exchange that green for green.
11. Swallowed up
Just literally move to the jungle at that point.
10. So hot right now
The tests don’t lie.
9. Counting on it
I’m sure you’ll hit it eventually.
8. Simple instructions
He’s got glasses on and everything.
7. Picky eaters
These leaves are such divas.
6. Minor intrusions
You damn Millennials and your (thumbs through note cards) PLANTS.
A plant wrote this.
4. Just you watch
Thrill as it progresses at an imperceptible rate!
3. Yes we plant
Who’s gonna stop me? You?
2. Love at first site
He see’d the seed.
1. Absolutely fabulous
Guess who’s back? Back again?
I hope you took those seriously because this is very serious. We love you. We just want you back.
Do you admit now that you’re too far-gone in your plant endeavors?
Talk to us in the comments. We’ll get through this.