Listen. We need to talk about your plant problem. I know, it started with one little pot. It was cute, it brightened up the room, it gave you something to nurture.

But what’s happened since? The collection is literally growing out of control. You’re running out of space in your home. You’re spending all your money! You cancelled plans with friends because you said one of your plants was sick! This has gone far enough.

I’m not great at preparing statements, so, instead, I’ve gathered this collection of memes to help you reflect on what you’ve become.

25. Hoarding

The plants don’t have ears. They can’t hear you.

24. The great unmasking

And I’d have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for that meddling me.

23. Nurture vs nature

We Millennials are a lost cause and I’m fine with it.

22. Conversation overload

Maybe find like one other topic to mix in.

21. Plant yourself down

What is this “outside” you speak of?

20. My humble thanks

I water them myself…

19. Unfit parenting

I guess I could google it, but like, I’m tired.

18. The overgrowth

Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got fun and games.

17. Leaf me alone

Surely we will grow together.

16. Thug life

D**n it feels so good to be a gangsta.

15. Turning over

It’s alive! Again!

14. Spreading the virus

You’re not just hurting yourself.

13. Plant your foot down

Guess this is goodbye, then.

12. The reveal

Gotta exchange that green for green.

11. Swallowed up

Just literally move to the jungle at that point.

10. So hot right now

The tests don’t lie.

9. Counting on it

I’m sure you’ll hit it eventually.

8. Simple instructions

He’s got glasses on and everything.

7. Picky eaters

These leaves are such divas.

6. Minor intrusions

You damn Millennials and your (thumbs through note cards) PLANTS.

5. Affirmations

A plant wrote this.

4. Just you watch

Thrill as it progresses at an imperceptible rate!

3. Yes we plant

Who’s gonna stop me? You?

2. Love at first site

He see’d the seed.

1. Absolutely fabulous

Guess who’s back? Back again?

I hope you took those seriously because this is very serious. We love you. We just want you back.

Do you admit now that you’re too far-gone in your plant endeavors?

Talk to us in the comments. We’ll get through this.