Halloween is coming. You can tell because the memes and posts about the cult classic Hocus Pocus have probably started to pop up on your timeline.
For some, the film is as important to the season as pumpkins, trick-or-treating, and falling leaves – and if you don’t fall into that category, well…you’d do well to keep your mouth shut about it.
So, love it or pretend to love it, here are 16 jokes about Hocus Pocus that are bound to get you in the mood for some pumpkin spice!
16. Don’t think about it too hard.
15. This response is definitely a whole mood.
When Billy says “Go to hell” and this is Winifred’s reply i feel that like yes girl pic.twitter.com/OuS73M5hDG
— Jane (@JaneyZehme) November 1, 2017
14. Why not all year round, though?
It’s officially fall I will now be referring to bo*bs as “yabbos” for the next several months
— kota (@dakota_davis_) September 23, 2019
13. This lady, though. Dying.
The Sanderson Sisters first sip of children’s youth in 300 years after being set free from a black flamed candle lit by a virgin
— Kasey Cohen (@kaseylcohen) September 22, 2019
12. Okay but this is true, though.
Thanks to Hocus Pocus, it’s impossible to say “amuck” once without chanting “amuck amuck amuck amuck” endlessly.
— Cats of Disneyland (@disneylandcats) October 22, 2015
11. You can only be expected to hold out for so long.
Me, hiding under the bed:
Armed robber: Twist the bones and bend the back.
Armed robber: Trim thee of thine baby fat
me: *sweats profusely*
armed robber: Give him fur as black as black, just..
— Davon (@davonmagwood) September 4, 2019
10. There’s a Spongebob still for every occasion.
When it’s october 30th and a virgin lights the black flame candle pic.twitter.com/0vYPOzPLl4
— Rad-Dad ☿.♇ (@Aware_wolf_) September 24, 2019
9. So wrong it’s gotta be right.
Thackery not Zachary RT to save a life #HocusPocus #Binx
— Hocus Pocus Tweets (@HocusPocus1993) September 19, 2019
8. You should probably steer clear, just to be safe.
it's halloween and i'm a virgin so if i light a candle will i summon the sanderson sisters???? #thoughts
— lohanthony (@lohanthony) November 1, 2014
7. He might not be a virgin, but he is a keeper.
When his tinder profile reads "still eligible to light the black flame candle" ???#hesakeeper #hocuspocus
— Cecilia Cruz ♊ (@ceciliacruz851) July 17, 2017
6. He can’t catch a break anywhere.
Hocus Pocus is the story of a boy getting roasted by a ghost cat, supernatural beings, an entire community and a candle for being a virgin.
— Vanessa Gritton (@nesgritton) September 2, 2017
5. You’re going to be wondering forever and a day.
Watching Hocus Pocus and still wondering how tf Max got the coolest, biggest room in their awesome house ? pic.twitter.com/sbcTXibfGC
— Jes Nevertheless is Spoopy All Year Round?? (@jesreadsbooks) September 23, 2019
4. You are not alone.
I swear it's like I see one leaf change and I turn into Winnie Sanderson
— dthompp ? (@daryanthompson) August 24, 2017
3. So totally obvious.
are u kidding me? this is clearly billy butcherson awakening after winifred sanderson cast her spell… cmon? https://t.co/vEFkVK20oS
— ✰ lara (@laralanderss) October 22, 2018
2. See also: her cameo on Seinfeld.
Every time Winnie Sanderson calls Max a virgin https://t.co/PCQnAqDoBO
— Slayna (@Thats_So_Shana) September 20, 2019
1. We can have a whole chat about Sharpay on another post.
People I side with more as I age:
1. Sharpay Evans
2. The Sanderson Sisters
— Gwen™️ (@gwennieclaire) September 4, 2017
Okay, I’m ready. Good thing the first frost is on its way!
Do you love this movie? Hate it? Tell us why in the comments!