Halloween is coming. You can tell because the memes and posts about the cult classic Hocus Pocus have probably started to pop up on your timeline.

For some, the film is as important to the season as pumpkins, trick-or-treating, and falling leaves – and if you don’t fall into that category, well…you’d do well to keep your mouth shut about it.

So, love it or pretend to love it, here are 16 jokes about Hocus Pocus that are bound to get you in the mood for some pumpkin spice!

16. Don’t think about it too hard.


15. This response is definitely a whole mood.


14. Why not all year round, though?


13. This lady, though. Dying.

12. Okay but this is true, though.

11. You can only be expected to hold out for so long.

10. There’s a Spongebob still for every occasion.

9. So wrong it’s gotta be right.

8. You should probably steer clear, just to be safe.


7. He might not be a virgin, but he is a keeper.


6. He can’t catch a break anywhere.


5. You’re going to be wondering forever and a day.


4. You are not alone.

3. So totally obvious.


2. See also: her cameo on Seinfeld.

1. We can have a whole chat about Sharpay on another post.

Okay, I’m ready. Good thing the first frost is on its way!

Do you love this movie? Hate it? Tell us why in the comments!