Let’s all get on the same page for once, okay?
There’s just way too much division in the world right now, so we need to rally round these tweets.
1. Instant anxiety
Why must they ALWAYS make this seem like such a big deal?
2. I need you, mommy
Everybody needs their mommy, right?
3. Please stop
4. It gets ugly sometimes
You gotta have room to toss that salad, yo!
5. I’ve been to Level 113
No wait. Level 333… I am now God.
6. They sense fear
And they’re not nice about it.
7. Two different worlds
It’s a portal into a different land!
8. Get rid of that
Buh bye fake friend!
9. I’m still waiting
You can’t do it. It’s impossible!
10. There are many types
And I’ve f**ked with ALL of them many times.
11. Me, too
Hey, it’s social if somebody is CC’d, right?
12. Bye bye
Unfollow everybody. Just once. See what happens.
13. Like zombies
We really do need help.
14. A bad situation
Don’t make it worst by questioning them.
15. You’re not my father
You know WAY too much about my life.
16. Time to clean that off
The pile has reached the ceiling.
17. I’m in the latter category
Because they’re all trash. True story.
18. Such a pleasure
And now we’ve got all this explaining to do for why we were so nice.
Gardner! Rodriguez! I’ve turned into a high school football coach.
20. It’s over
As well it should be!
All for one and one for all!
Let us know your fave in the comments!