We’ve said it before and we’re gonna say it again. Being in a good (or hopefully a great) mood is essential to the rest of your day being a success.
That’s why we encourage you to look at our articles and our funny meme lists FIRST THING in the morning so you can get your day headed in the right direction.
And here’s another set for you!
1. Smoke detector is now in overdrive.
And is very excited!
2. This guy gets it.
Listen to him, okay?
Why drive 8 minutes when I can spend an extra $43 to have the food delivered to my door step?
— Slater (@brandonslaterr) May 13, 2020
3. Something to think about.
This goes into the category of “Deeeeep Thoughts.”
a brave little toaster implies the existence of a larger, more anxious toaster
— glamorous reptile (@glamoureptile) May 21, 2020
4. I’m freakin’ out.
Paralyzed by fear.
*Me at 3am* *The pile of
clothes on my
— Xander (@Drklul1) June 9, 2019
5. That’s exactly what God said.
And they look awesome!
[God creating orcas]
How about a huge fuckin dolphin with shark teeth and KISS makeup
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 19, 2020
6. Hmmmm, never thought of that.
Can people weigh in on this, please?
Maybe “It’s raining men” and “Let the bodies hit the floor” were songs written from different perspectives of the same event.
— 30andTired (@30andTired) May 18, 2020
7. It’s tough sometimes.
Just watch your mouth around the kids…
8. I’m feeling this one in a big way.
I’d love to belly up to a bar right about now.
A man walks into a bar.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) April 17, 2020
9. What was I doing?
Oh, right, opent this thing all the way up.
My attention span is so short I just got distracted halfway through opening an envelope
— sami fishbein (@samifish1) May 7, 2020
10. I’m with you on this!
You can never have enough tacos. EVER.
11. I’ll see you in HELL.
It actually sounds like a good time.
When I die, please don’t post stupid shit like “forever my angel looking down on me” like bitch you know my sassy ass is reigning over hell with a cocktail in hand.
— Women Who Love Wine (@wwlwine) May 16, 2020
Okay, now it’s time to get out there and seize the day!
But first, we need a little help from you to keep the laughs going.
In the comments, please share a funny meme, tweet, photo, or any other kind of post that you think we’d like.
We look forward to hearing from you!